Because I enjoy putting my brain through pain (ooh, rhyme!), I now bring you Sweet Valley Kids #23 Lila’s Haunted House Party.

Lila’s father has rented out Hathway Manor--a museum in Sweet Valley which I've never heard of--for a Halloween party, and the entire class is invited (because all kids books involve all the same characters in every scene so ( Read more... )

I was trying to do all the Sweet Valley Kids books in order, but I have to jump ahead to book #12. Not because three through eleven are too painful to recap (they probably are), but because #12 is the first of three Halloween-themed SVK books.

Yes, I said first of three. Books twelve, twenty-three, and thirty-three are all books about Halloween. In ( Read more... )

I’m at work. I’m bored. 
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 While digging through my box of “Sweet Valley Kids” and “Baby Sitters Club” books, I happened to find, stuck between two BSC books, “Sweet Valley Twins #2: Teacher’s Pet.” Oh joy of joys, another un-summarized Sweet Valley book!

Well, until now.


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It occurs to me that this community is totally lacking in the “Sweet Valley Kids” snark. So I propose to change that, starting with my box filled with the “Sweet Valley Kids” books I cherished as a child. So let’s travel back to a much more innocent time in the lives of the Wakefield twins, before magical vodka ruined parties, Jessica killed off ( Read more... )